Poll: Are you pasty, medium, tanned, or dark? Will you use this summer to get a outdoorsy tan?

Who the hell knows what color whites really are what with all that tanning they do because they can't stand the color of their skin and I don't blame them? No one knows what color whites are. No one knows if the non-pasty ones are naturally the color they are because of all the tanning salon, tanning product, tanning bed, tan bathing crap they do because they wish they were African American